Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
She bit a glass in half.
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Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
I woke up in a hospital at three in the morning only to realize my pee is now going to be orange. I've grown to realize I've made all the right decisions
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
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I tried to put my heels in the coat check
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
Just in case you forgot, last night you came home drunk and pissed all over my laptop. You owe me a laptop.
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
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