we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
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for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
Slutty costumes are my most sacred holiday tradition! Wearing a not-slutty costume is like putting cheezwiz on a communion wafer.
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
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Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
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