i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
FYI: telling a guy his dick is more impressive than you remembered it - they don't take it as a compliment.
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
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The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
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Remember that St. Patrick's Day when I fucked your married coworker in his truck and the whole bar was chanting for you "Don't fuck Mike"?! #TheLuckOfTheIrish 🍀
Yesterday I went home with one shoe, today I go home with three. Fucking win.
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
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