I'm sorry I'm just not ready to become vampire yet
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
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she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
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I'm calling into work tomorrow for day drinking and kitten shopping. Totally legitimate.
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
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