Christians are straight up FREAKS
Most awkward sex ever...
And im texting you in the middle.
why is it that no matter what your novelty license plate says it always screams "im a huge tool"?
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
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im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
It was darkish out, I was shit faced, and they should have marked the electric fence a little more clearly. The entire wedding reception saw me run full force into it
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From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
You ever fart so bad at work that you think about taking a sick day just to spare your coworkers from the savage olfactory beating they are about to receive?
Pretty sure the delivery guy saw me taking a shit this morning
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
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