there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
I have already decided that it happened in an alternate universe since both of the people involved don't remember it and we only have the word of a sober person that it happened at all
Hey I have your shoes. Do you remember shouting "Police brutality!" when the bouncer was kicking you out last night?
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There are so many birds around me. And squirrels. I feel like that chick from Enchanted...but like if she had a dick and made poor life decisions.
It took me fifteen minutes to go from puking on my doorstep infront of my old lady neighbor to legit presentable person able to care for children. Bronzing powder and I deserve an award.
One good thing about being really drunk when you go out to dinner is that the leftovers are a surprise. These quesadillas had shrimp in them! Who knew?
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
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Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
My law teacher drew an elephant on the board in class. I was so high that I laughed for 5 minutes straight. Nobody else laughed and everyone stared. 130 people knew I was high.
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