oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
I mean what are real friends for if they won't hold down your wedding dress to allow for a keg stand
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So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
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Don't wake me up to tell me to cook for you because you don't like taco meat.
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
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