LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
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I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
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Definitely a Xanax and Jell-O shots kinda day...except my Jell-O shots are really just a big bowl of a Jell-O shot that I use a spoon to eat.
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
From now on he's gonna have to shave first. It feels like I got eaten out by a chainsaw!
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