Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
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everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
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We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
I told you I couldn't sleep because of the speed and you rolled over and replied "shh. just pretend."
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
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