After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
using my metrocard to split lines. it says optimism on the back. i am optimistic that you will appear at my door and help me finish all these drugs.
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
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I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
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Girl just walked into the bar with a T-shirt that says "I'm not Irish, kiss me anyways." Target aquired.
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
It's almost 5am and all I can keep thinking is IT'S WHISKEY TIME!!
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