If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
This girl I work with, who is 18 btw, invited me to her baby shower. Do they sell abortions in gift certificate form?
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
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he fucked my hip out of place.
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
you called me in the middle of the night, wandering the streets, in search of "the ultimate burrito"
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
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He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
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