with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
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Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
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All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
I said "sucks to suck" to a cop last night. We've been snapchatting.
Considering we're about to fuck, I really need your girlfriend to stop liking all my Facebook posts.
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
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