The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
Have u ever been so drunk that pissing urself felt like a better idea than walking to the bathroom? I entered those waters last night
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
I used his computer to order the pizza and the only thing he had in his search bar was 'text NASA'
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
Randomize