He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
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no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
Had to immediately delete the Bevmo email because I can't even look at an email about alcohol right now.
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
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I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
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