I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
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I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
so, I mean this in the straightest way possible, but don't you ever just feel like you owe Jon Stewart a blowjob...
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
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If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
You’re a genius! I just walked in, shut the door, blew him and left. He could barely move afterwards and was a hot mess at the presentation. He already sent me a calendar invite for another meeting
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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