There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
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It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
Everyone is slow dancing to Aerosmith. I am serenading a slice of pizza.
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
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Would it be weird to tell him that on his b'day he's dressing up and we're having weird Jesus sex?
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
How will you ever teach your dogs to pee outside when the biggest puddle on your bedroom carpet is from you?
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
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