I woke up this morning next to some guy. I was horrified, he woke up and said, "the white tiger strikes again!"
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
i swear i just saw perry the platypus. the fuck dude. i shouldnt even know who that is
I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
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He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
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Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip πππ
Your skills amaze me
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
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