i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
Her vagina was like a man-sized safe.
please stop telling ppl youre Alice Cullen when youre drunk
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
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WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
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He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
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