I think i peed on brittanys purse
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
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sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
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btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
Just so u know, "come here buckey" has no effect on ur cat, but "hey fucker you wanna get high or what?" will cause him to run from the other room knocking shit over. We smoked outta the gravity bong, then he went and ate.
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
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