What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
I found a lucrative side business - giving rides home to drunk oil executives. Very profitable.
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Why were you staring at her like that over breakfast?
Because I was eating with a spoon to remind her that she threw up on my hand while she was MAKING me spoon with her after our drunk sex. She got it. Don't worry.
My hands always smell like pizza crust when im hungover.
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
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I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
Randomize