I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
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How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
I'm driving up the street and can't tell if my ears are actually about to pop or not.
A solid 8.5 on the baked meter, I need to stop.
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
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Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
This drunk lesbian I just met keeps trying to shove sushi in my mouth. Help.
The hardest part about being a child of divorce is when you're at your dad's house but your condoms are at your mom's house.
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
I hear jingle bells and I can't tell if it's bc I'm feeling festive or just REALLY high
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