Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
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It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
He fell asleep and I'm awkwardly laying here because all I have to wear is my tutu. I'm pretty sure his roommate is going to be back soon so this should be fun. This is my life now. PS. the background of his phone is a picture of his hedgehog.
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
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Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
So the pizza place just called me after an hour saying they don't have dough
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
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