Trust me, I wear more condoms than socks. I wouldn't risk infecting my cock. It's my livelyhood.
my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
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i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
Dude i just want you to know that when i found you half your mustache was already gone. I didn't do it.
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
Turns out that my surprise "happy birthday" drop-in for my dad turned into a "my parents like afternoon sex a lot" realization.
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You told her to step on the scale because you had whiskey goggles, and scales don't lie.
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
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