Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
My mom gets in bar fights. She doesn't go to bed early.
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
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1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
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WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
I feel like I should have backed off when "I love you" came out on the third date. Now I'm in her bed wondering which door my shrine is behind. Fuck.
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
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