Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
I'm drunk and you're awesome. let's stay this way forever.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
if a CSI technician examined our hotel room with a black light he'd think we hit the Pulse button a DNA blender without a lid
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You know you're too high when you find yourself crying at " hand in my pocket" by Alanis Morissette because it's "just TOO REAL"
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
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