honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
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Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
I got carried out by security last night. AND the taxi had to drive up onto the sidewalk to get me i was that drunk.
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
Some kid just stopped wherever he was walking, turned to me, and gave me a slow clap. So I'm pretty sure my walk of shame beats yours.
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
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I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
That moment when you sit down to shit and someone is watching porn on the other side of the wall.
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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