How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
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Walked into my campus store carrying a pitcher of sangria. No fucks given. Also this recipe is banging.
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
I woke up with a chicken in my yard
Do you not remember hopping the fence into a chicken coop and screaming "choot em'"like you were on swamp people?
No recollection, can you come help me shut this thing up
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
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