i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
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The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals.
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KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
Turns out the guy I did all that coke with the other night is a cop
We're dating now
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