Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
If I had a nickel for every time somebody called me a bad person I would have enough money to check into rehab
he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
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It's 1 AM and there's a guy outside my house belting out Bennie and The Jets. He stops in between verses to puke. I'm joining him.
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
Grandma is giving me marriage advice again. On the plus side, she thinks I'm straight now.
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
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Actually going to jail after your wedding is NOT part of the plan.
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
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