what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
I'm sitting on the patient chair, waiting for my vagina to be violated & "i don't want to miss a thing" has been playing on repeat. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME.
They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
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i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
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We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
I deserve this hangover.
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
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