It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
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boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
I can't decide who is the bigger alcoholic: you for opening that bottle of wine just now or me for hearing it in the other room over the air conditioner
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
In my defense, last night's hookup turned out to be my actual girlfriend. That's gotta count for something, right?
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
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I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
On a side note. I slept with a stuffed giraffe last night. Found it in my bed when I came home and snuggled with it. Drunk me reverted to being 2
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
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