Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
i tried to light my apt on fire. reasons why drunks and women should not cook
She announced her abortion via fbk
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
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I just learned you can mail a coconut. I'll be over in 3 days with the rum.
Woke up with my foot jammed into a VCR
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
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Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
Sometimes a girl needs 4 shots of whiskey in her diet coke at 5 in the afternoon and i feel no shame in admitting that girl is me
I sang Sweet Caroline with a homeless man and made him 25 bucks. Redbull vodka gives you wings!
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
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