Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
The fact that I am sitting home writing a resume while you're out inducing vomiting makes me feel like way more of an adult than I'm ready to be.
I just saw the Mona Lisa in the background of a porno. Whole new appreciation for art. fuck you I'm cultured.
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Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
Ok so I didn't mean for his first impression of me to be lying face down on his roommates bedrooms floor throwing up my jäger but it happened. Atleast my ass looked good in those jeans. Think I still have a shot?
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is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
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