We have a vodka soaked ShamWow with your name on it.
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
I told my boyfriend my favorite food was strawberry poptarts, now my email inbox is getting spammed with nude pics of him with his dick in a poptart box..
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How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
Package from mother. Contents: Cookies, my old pokemon cards, and condoms. Note: "These have a July 2010 expiration date so give them away or use them with a gal that would be a great daughter in law. Love Mom" Love you too momma
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
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Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
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