i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
ya know if you hadnt broke up with me, that porno we made wouldnt have a 3.3 rating on youporn right now...
Don't EVER smell your tampon
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
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Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
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Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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