i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
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I accidentally lit my hair on fire and we broke the bed. How was your night?
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
On the way out the door to work grabbed the wine glass on the floor left for the ghost of Elijah and chugged it. PASSOVER.
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
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Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
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