I'm really into asian looking animals
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
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We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
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Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
Then you fell out of your chair, looked right at me and said, "You are sooo drunk."
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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