Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
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Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
Drinking heavily at 3pm and about to rescue a 30lb street turtle. Dont even bother attempting to rise to this level bitch
She said we "made love." I had to explain to her that when both parties agree that the first time time they have sex both people agree to video tape the whole thing its not "making love" but more like random good time fun sex.
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
He woke up & asked where his pants were then asked where he was then asked who I was. Been married 20 yrs. He was drunkest ever.
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Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
I’m 37 with a career and a home and yesterday my niece set up Snapchat so I can sext with my 22 year old boyfriend/fuck buddy. Yes. Yes I’d say I need help?
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