we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
and this is why i am such an inspirational person, i am the Joel Osteen of alcoholics.
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
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It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
Putting the hydrocodone in Pez dispensers. Do you want Speedy Gonzales or Darth Vader?
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
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I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
Mom and I shoplifted today. Her idea.
Retirement sounds fun.
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
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