I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
I wish your couch was made out of beer. I would drink like half of it.
when she said she was from California you started sobbing. You begged her not to melt your popsicle because you paid good money for it and you just wanted to eat it in peace.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
buying new sheets for when my mom visits. I can't in good conscious let her use the ones from last night
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
Duck, Duck, Goose is now the autocorrect, safe for work version of fuck, fuck, loose.
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
Two words: nipple clamps
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