This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
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When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
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The only thing keeping me calm right now is pretending to chop off everyone's heads when using the paper cutter
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
I seriously just forgot to push down the toaster twice in a row \n\nSo I've been waiting 8 minutes for toaster strudels that I haven't even started... Too high
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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