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Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
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I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
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He put his name in my phone as David Hot Guy With Tattoos and I fell in love because that's what I was going to change his name to anyways
Is it bad that when someone says the phrase "helicopter dick" I immediately think of you?
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
You were so drunk Last night you asked for your glasses so you could read the directions on a band aid
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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