Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
Just saw an old lady vomit in a trash can at the airport. I instinctively called her a pussy. College has ruined us.
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
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Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
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He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
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