Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
Dude im not sure whos apartment i woke up in but i just showered here and their shampoo in phenomenal
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
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She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
She took the bride and groom figures and the top layer of their cake and tried to walk out of the reception with it in her purse.
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
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My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
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