okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
I took a bird feeder and filled it with alka-seltzer. Can you say fireworks?
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I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
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I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
i would never take his side over yours. you coulda gotten knocked up from another dude and i'd be right there next to you blaming it on him saying some shit like "his sperm were just too sub par for you" or "shoulda had a bigger penis"
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
Idk if my headache is from the alcohol, the pot brownies, or being dragged down 8 flights of stairs by my ankles because i passed out in the 12th floor girls bathroom by you. Probably a combo of all three.
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
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