we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
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I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
Got back to find Sarah in her underwear eating peanut butter and watching Arrested Development with the thermostat at eighty.
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
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Date #3: He brought me a mason jar full of organic weed that he grew on his property. Will you be the witness when we sign our marriage license?
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
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