i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
He wanted a quickie. I said, can I play doodle jump on my iPhone during? And that's exactly how it went.
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
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Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
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Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
It doesn't matter if it's only been 3 days since you last changed your sheets. If your fuck buddy comments on how your bed smells like sex, it's time to change them again.
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