At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
you sent me 45 texts saying "meow?"
did i?
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
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I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
I get stoned and write a 15 page history report in two hours. She gets stoned and cries because she "doesn't know which shade of pink is the real one".
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Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
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