oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
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I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
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Whatever, I used my iphone to send an Escalade to pick up a booty call last week. For free. It is futuristic as fuck out here.
It's pretty telling that my resolutions all involve who I will sleep with in 2014.
It's important to play to your strengths.
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
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