...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
i realized my work ethic and productivity really improves if i masturbate on my lunch break.
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
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Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
I just remembered I gave $20 to a bum last nite. Philanthropy events always make me do stupid shit.
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
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Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
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